dogpuppy:

vonkarmic:

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

dulxelexhe:

old off doodles, i miss them lowkey

fatherofallfrankfurters:

chill dude

lostcryptids:

altargrl:

I do believe that the mouth of hell lies open in LA

foulserpent:

me: [typing post that says ‘i just remembered i never beat off’]

me, internal: watch out! you say ‘beat off’ here to mean completing a playthrough of ‘off’, the 2008 rpg video game by mortis ghost. however, the phrase ‘beat off’ is also euphemism for masturbation! without context, it would appear you were talking about masturbating!

me: whoa….id better be more careful!

gigantic centipede above me: [dematerializes]

leviathan-the-boy:

firefox-official:

it-s-sophia-uwu:

firefox-official:

anexistperson-deactivated202110:

firefox-official:

hagrene-deactivated20211030:

firefox-official:

ok! *thinks about men*

ew.

youre 24 years old get over yourself

me but women

ok. this post is about men though

but i don’t like men

and. who asked

lostsoullover:

kamoi:

Why would you hide this in the tags?